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We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
I don't care what people think. People are stupid.
Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly.
— During an appearance on 'Pardon the Interruption'
 
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.
To a judge asking if he had any regrets after he threw a man out of a window during a bar fight:
 
Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.
I may be mistaken, but I'm never wrong.
I know why his name is DMX. Because his real name is Earl. Imagine if his name was Earl the rapper.
The meek may inherit the earth, but they won't get the ball from me.
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.
On his altercation with a member of the Angolan national team after a Dream Team win:
 
Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me.