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Black people don't have trampolines.
It's just rude and inconsiderate to leave your dog's poop on other people's area.
It was an honor and pleasure to play on the first and only Dream Team. I actually played on the second Dream Team too and it wasn't nearly as good as the first Dream Team.
— During an interview with Rich Eisen
You know I have a thing for Sarah Palin, I do.
Nobody ever calls just to say, 'Hey man, you said something really nice about me.' They only call to complain.
The guy on top is the one winning the fight.
If Dick Bavetta is still alive, I'd be surprised. He's like 97 years old.
— During a conversation with Warren Sapp about a potential relay race
If I was commissioner, I'd have a rule, once a game, that you get to go pick somebody out of the stands and beat the hell out of them.
— During an interview with David Feherty
Ernie is the man. You can piss me off, you can piss Kenny off, you can piss C-Webb off, but you can't piss off Ernie. That's gonna be the key to your whole existence at TNT.
— In a message to Shaq after he joined Turner
We're not sure how old Hakeem is.